"Well butter my biscuits and pepper my petticoats Martha, the paper says the old Sarsaparilla Saloon got itself a new owner and a new coat of paint. Wait a minute, this here says S-A-L-O-N. That can't be right. No Strangerville lady is gonna waste her money waxing her unmentionables or laquering her nails like some Del Sol starlet. What were they thinkin'? That place is gonna close in a mo-...hey Martha where you goin'?" #nocc #strangerville #tiyasimself #salon