Are you a single parent whose toddler has a princess complex? Are you a witch who has reverse stockholm syndrome? Or are you someone ready to take penile measures against those on your lawn? Then do we have the tiny house for you! With a toddler chamber in the tower and a micro residence for their keeper, this home offers possibilities of endless macaroni, summer fun out of the offspring's reach, and a controlled lifestyle for a maladjusted child. #tower #castle #toddler #prison #Chaubin