Are you a sub-mariner who can't cope with life ashore? Are you just paranoid? Want some extreme peace and quiet? Or do you really want to avoid the Welcome Wagon? (I don't blame you. That fruit cake is killer) This #private residence is for you! This micro home is underground and surrounded by a (swimable?) lava moat & a hedge maze to keep the most determined visitor out. May we suggest growing cow plants? #tinyliving #moveobjects #nocc #microhouse #underground #paranoid #moo #showusyourbuilds