"We have just gotten this brand-new place up for sale, a one-bedroom, one-bathroom pyramid. Named after the popular candy, Toblerone. Wait, you've never had a toblerone? Yikes, move out of Henford-on-Bagley and into the Real world! Anyway, classic from the outside, modern, on the inside. Or, it was once all modern. Warning: Not edible. We at Mediocre Estate Co, are not responsible for any melting." #Toblerone #Pyramid #Triangle #Triangularhouse #Onebedroom #Onebathroom #Pool #Spacious.