Ever wonder where Santa got his toys before switching over to cheap Chinese labor (oink oink you capitalist pig)? Well, it turned out that an anchient, probably cursed civilization left behind a massive deposit of toys right in the islands of Windenburg. Of course, no kid wants a dolly or dinosaur now-a-days, so the mining project was abandoned, leaving many of the toys unexcavated to this day. (btw, turn down the walls) #AJanineChristmas#windenburg#mines#christmas