It's always five o'clock somewhere with the full bar and home theater set up downstairs. You probably won't actually use them, but it'll sure make your neighbors jealous! Property conveys as-is. Beige Real Estate: So much like home, you'll swear you've seen it before. #mcmansion #beigerealestate #callblanchepicketts #satire #parody #kindauglybutnotasbadasthefirstone