My realtor calls me a one-of-a-kind masterpiece! A sized down (?!?!?!) McMansion one might recognize vaguely from a certain tumblr hellsite. Now you too can own an unfortunately decorated, lawyer foyered, blast from the 70s/80s/whichever whim the owner fancied at any given moment mansion! *Don't make edits to foundation, the hovering 2nd floor wall, and platforms - you'll risk breaking everything. I don't know how it's working right now.* #mcmansion