Interviewer: how seriously do you take your Draco Malfoy fanfiction? Me: Yes. it's #malfoymanor with #stables and #gardens and a makeshift Quidditch pitch! Featuring Draco's bedroom and Tom Riddles bedroom suite. What's in the basement? Is that weaponry and spyware? What about that big bag of money in Lucius and Narcissa's attic? Are they planning a getaway to the Caribbean? Also, study, library, ballroom, dining room, and functioning kitchen. And *gasp* is that the dungeon?!?!