A simple (and very red) suburban house for the not-quite-modern vampire! Includes a bedroom, two bathtubs plus a toilet for the visiting humans, a kitchen with all the fixings, a living room built for the relaxer, a study upstairs for the loners, and even a meditation area when you're not quite tired enough to sleep but still need to raise that vampiric energy of yours! #JusticeForCowplants #Justiceforcowplants