Welcome to your new home, Newcrest Penitentiary! Please remeber to sign in at the front desk, then have a seat in the waiting room before you're interrogated and escorted to your cell, fully furnished with a bed and toilet for your use. Have a grand time in the canteen where you have to cook your own meals and enjoy some time outside! But if you step out of line, you will be sent to solitary confinment. But don't worry, you can roll around on the rug. Enjoy your stay! #prison #jail dontrepost