An extroardinary boring ranch, situated in the souless sandy desert. A better version than its predecessor, a trailer, but not by much. Fit for a muscluar, macho cowboy, whose only goal is to slay P***, slam beers, and score touchdowns! Also has a thing for honey bees, for some reason. Also decorated in Thanksgiving colors to make it look much worse! #40x30 #ranch #hashtag