Lolita Goth died before she could inherit from her second cousin twice removed, Barbara Dwyer. That family line was cut short when The Great Sneeze blew through town, taking out Barb's entire family. When she finally died with knitting in hand, her attorney searched for a next of kin. Mortimer Goth was delighted to inherit this Victorian privately sited amidst a rushing creek and shaded by mature trees. Upon moving in, Mortimer was overheard whispering, "Bless you, Aunt Barb." #Goth #WillowCreek