"Potentially deadly contamination" is a string of REALLY harsh words! Like, wow...lay off! Local officials had the pool tested and it's probably safe. Do they know why the water's a weird color, or what's causing tentacles to come out of the drains? No, but it's probably fine. Relax. Have a swim! The bouts of insanity and skin discoloration are just silly rumors! (Turn on #MOO) #nocc #ccfree #horror #aliens