"Hello again, Mediocre Co. has opened its very first spa for you to come relax in. But, it's not -just- a #Spa , it is also a #Gym and #Swimmingpool and it is #FamilyFriendly . So you can bring your annoying little-... Angels, and lose them in the #PlayArea . Plus, we are open 25/7, so you could even sleep here. But, maybe don't.Warning: Gym Equipment isn't part of the Play-area. We do not need yet another Toddler-Treadmill incident. Have a healthy day!" #Healthcentre #MediocreCo #Spaday