"Now, for only 108 simoleans a night, you can stay at this amazing, newly renovated cabin with your own private fishing spot" -the advertisement when it was written in 1984. Look... this cabin has seen better days, and yes it's disgusting and you might leave with rabies and or lice, but at least you can afford the honeymoon. And besides, why stay indoors when there's so much to see outdoor! #outdoorretreat #budgetfriendly #rental #honeymoon #filthy #fixerupper