Listen up city dwellers! Come live your life in one of our New UK Towns! Ten years later....No funding!! Phew what a pong! Drains packed up with sewage. Now its known as Rotten Borough. All the moolahs been spent filling in the pot holes of the one way road system, more roundabouts, than you can shake a stick at, and a bright gleaming 10million council building! Schools?! Nope, here look, theres a #fishingpond, #playpark and rundown #garage. All you require! #bungalow #unfurnished #MOo #DEBUG