Oh, hello! We at Landgraab Property Management are delighted to finally reach you! Your, uh, distant relative has sadly passed. Oh, don't worry about who. Very distant indeed, you wouldn't know them. But they left you a really fantastic house. Beautiful old manor. Very good bones. We've been given control of it, but it's rightfully yours. You just have to sign right here, and it's yours. Please, you'll love it! Just sign the papers. Go on. Sign them. #fixerupper #reno #abandoned #spooky #inherit