Welcome to the #Museum of #Modern #Art, where you can put any old junk on a pedestal and people will come to see it. Don't know anything about Modern Art? Look #inspired, applaud things you don't understand and you're halfway there! Dump your #children with us and look at some #paintings, we promise they'll be fine in the playpen, mostly. If you somehow fall into the giant zen garden, it's your own fault and we're not coming to rescue you!