Hidden in an alley behind a warehouse parking lot is the ultimate weird dining experience. The staff hide their faces, the food is bizarre, and you should NEVER sit in the blue chair. (My cousin did. She says every meal since tastes like ash. True story!) First Against the Wall is small now--I wonder how it'll grow? Maybe a pumpkin carving station? Or the weirdo who owns it will murder us all? The mystery makes it fun! #shabby #restaurant #spooky #grungy #creepy