"#MediocreCo are frankly Desperate to get rid of this God-awf-.. I mean, lovely, #Mansion. We haven't really decorated the place, one look at the #Coffins and I was out. Our carpenter swears it is #Haunted, so you're warned, but it comes with a children's room, so it really can't be that bad, Right? RIGHT?! Someone reassure me... Disclaimer: Ghosts, apparitions or any other haunting-related stuff are part of the deal, Non-negotiable!" #HauntedResidence #Vampires #Paranormal #RealmOfMagic #Spooky