The Baristas with their heavily gelled mushatches and glasses that are just their for the aesthetic. The brick, and steel and mismatched furniture that maybe belongs in a cool San Myshuno loft, but not next to the community centre where your grandma sells her knits on a sunday afternoon. The blank stare you give 'Matius' as he asks what artisinal blend you want. You just want a cappacino. #coffee #cafe #modern #industrial #hipster #splitlevel