There was nothing common or even usual in the parrot with a tied hockey puck flying straight into Sebastian head. Sebastian was scared, the parrot was #scared too, so he was shouting all the relevant words his feather brain held. The impact was a terrible moment. Many bottles with fermented juice lost their lives. In the opinion of the head #vampire it was still worth it. P.S. The parrot survived and rode home on a taxi. That couldn't be said of Sebastian and his urn, though. #Nightliving #blood