"Well howdy lovebirds. I'm Wanda and this is my gentleman caller Ned. Say hello Ned (silence). Anyway, are you looking to get hitched but feeling sticker shock? They say the average wedding costs as much as a down payment on a house! We think that's dang ridiculous don't we Ned (silence). Ahem, that's why you should visit Wanda's Wedding Wagon...and Ned's Quickmart, to try our 'Better Than Elopement' package, for,only $399.95. C'mon down!" #wedding #desert #church #chapel