Welcome to the open house! We are so happy to see anyo- you. We are happy to see YOU! Take a pamphlet and I'll give you a tour! Lovely home, 4 bedrooms, 5 ba- the Bay-Sick family? Oh. There *was* a lovely couple who lived here... but they ran off together to avoid taxes or something. Now let me show you the kitchen! #basic #base #basepack #nocc #houseforsale #notabunkerformolepeople #fggbasic