"Pete, can you believe this? They want us to leave our #treehouse simply because they think the #volcano is unstable!" "Sam, you have to admit, the temps been rising since it erupted all that lava and ash a few days ago. I've been finding it hard to breath! Maybe its time we move #base?" "MOVE! How can you even suggest it! A little lava never hurt nobody, this is what #islandliving is all about!"