Need a larger home for your growing family? Want to be in the suburbs? Presenting your average, boring american cookie cutter house! It's cheaply built but somehow still only costs your first born child! Wow! So no need to look at that 5 bedroom across the street. Furniture is not included but we will still take an arm and a leg. Want character? Too bad! Cuz you're not going to have it with this house! It has a pool for when you go crazy and drown your family over the mortgage payments! #suburbs