Who told you there was a secret bunker here huh?!?!? WAS IT THE FEDS?? This is just a totally normal home! Nothing to see here! Just don't look at that one bookshelf too closely.. I MEAN WHAT? This is the perfect bunker to fool your friends. They'll think you live in a nice cozy home! This is a perfect hideaway bunker for those paranoid conspiracy theorists! THEY CAN'T FIND YOU HERE! #Strangerville