"#MediocreCo are grateful for your excitement and enthusiasm, but please, please stop sending us fanmail. Especially the ones where you're suing us... We so weren't responsible for that roof collapse. Right, this house. GOOD NEWS! There is no roof, so it can't collapse. Okay, there's a ceiling, keep your hair on! Anyway, #Modern, #stylish, #Spacious! Disclaimer: Modern builds don't necessarily make you HIP, or give you a new one, grandma." #SnowyEscapes #NoCC #MOO