Slick snakeoil salesman meets the circus's tattooed lady, love bites get a little too intense, next thing he knows he's got a fangs and a guard dog of a finace. Cue a robbery spree from Oasis Springs to Strangerville ending in a literal shotgun wedding and an escape into the sweltering desert moonlight. (Meet Owen from my #BigBrotherchallenge households parents) #WildWest #Desert #Vampire #Tattoos #Cowboy #sparkddestination #SparkdChallenges