So, I was like living in a fixer-upper apt in San Myshuno and was sort of banging on the pipes to get my cute neighbor's attention, when all of a sudden, they burst and this monsoon wave covered everything with water, and plum, the landlord evicted me, can you believe it? It is a miracle that I am alive to tell this tale. I grabbed what I could, don't judge me!But hey, I've applied to #BigBrother so fame and fortune will soon be mine, and then I will have mega simoleons, oh yah, sweet! #goofball