"My name is Edward Lionel Tillman IV and I can't STAND that loud, annnoying, five-head Edmond. Getting coo from the Calientes thinking he's all that. Who needs female contact when you can improve your mind constantly through literary masterpieces like I do? It's just not right that he gets to shine and live lavishly for doing things the easy way . Which is way I am now taking it upon myself to make his life miserable. #berleezy #edmond