I read the description for the #UnluckyChef #Scenario and thought of the only man fit for the job: #Bennett from #GenshinImpact, who's notoriously unlucky in-universe. Oh, and his "special dish" in-game is a charred sunny-side-up egg... He doesn't have a canon surname, but I gave him the surname of Niki Lauda, who survived his Ferrari being on fire at the 1976 German Grand Prix. ("ryuusei your brain is weird," I hear you say. I know.) #nocc