Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Such a mean old man. And Well, you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes, you should see Polythene Pam Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Mean Mr Mustard and Polythene Pam, credited to Lennon-McCartney. #Beatles