#CornishRex My apologies to Jamie, for making you so pale, to Mackenzie, for never giving you a job, to Nico, for never giving you your athletics career, to Otto, for never taking the time to raise you and being a wasted cute toddler, to Amber, for never making you into the artist I knew you could be, and to Clover, for, well, never letting your family show you affection. To the Paneros - you are my favourite family I never played.