"Aye I tried out fo' the bakin' show, mum said I was a natural. About got on but they said I was 'too vulgar'. Like how @&%# rude are they? Tell you what - they just didn't want a Newcastle lass beatin' all those posh gits. Cos you know I &%$# would have, every challenge, just had Marcy an' Pete lickin' frostin' out of me palm. Oh wey, at least I got me shop, an' once I get that %&$# cupcake machine workin' I'll be rollin in brass." #sakuraleon #cupcake #baking