I have come here for one reason and one reason only. To find "the one" and carry out my mission to blend in seamlessly into society and carry out my legacy. I have been tutored in all sim things and saw an internet ad about a Bachelor show looking for contestants. What wonderful luck! Now excuse me, I need to talk to that ketchup bottle over there for some advice on what to wear. Wish me luck! #paramoursinparadise #bachelorchallenge #alien #erratic #musiclover #familyoriented