"Once a girl called me and said "come on over, there's nobody home". So I went over.... There was nobody home! My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I don't get no respect!" Here's to one of my favorite #comedian 's who I greatly respected.