#goth Alexander Goth finally found someone to put up with his sneaky hands. Pun intended. Adorned in pink hair, she caught his eye while she was crying her heart out in the highschool parking lot. He never found out what she was crying about because he told her she looked like a fish. It took a while, but she finally warmed up to ole' Alexander, his weird dad, his ever disappearing mother, depressed sister, and tied the knot. Three kids later, he says she still looks like a fish. A cute one tho