Carrie is the definition of a Pinterest soccer mom. She's living vicariously through her children's activities, forcing her daughter to be involved in pageants and making her son join the football team. Dallas hates pageantry and just wants to follow in her father's scientific footsteps. Austin can't see a thing without his glasses on and is awful at sports. All he wants to do is craft. Matt is the most well liked guy in town, but his wife is constantly putting him down. #lilsimsie