Let's give it up for Ebola Mae. She tries. Or she used to, until life kicked her in the buck teeth one too many times. Hopelessly nerdy, she has an knowledge aspiration. She's not that smart though, she just wants to be. Other traits include argumentative, kleptomaniac, and slob, though her mama made her learn her manners. How else would she catch a man? Her looks? #asylum2es