Oorah, soldier! The 'mom-get-off-my-back' attitude is long gone. The military sorted him out, alright. He's never been in better shape! Wait, what is that around the corner? Oh, just another bad memory. Is he okay, you ask? He is absolutely, totally, one-hundred percent fine, thank you very much. #military #army #hotheaded #paranoid #bro #story #lore