Ugh, my new roommate is so weird! He makes strange noises, sometimes smells like wet dog and one time I even caught him sniffing the garbage, gross! He even sneaks out at night time and doesn't come back for a few days, weird right? Well wanna hear something weirder? Sometimes I catch him staring at me and when we speak sometimes he calls me "mate". I've been too nervous to ask but maybe he's like, I don't know, British or something? #werewolves