Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. Earl Grey, the founder of the Earl Grey tea brewing emporium. Yes, I know, dashing aren't I? I say! There are no occasions that don't call for a top hat or a cup of tea. Preferably both. At the same time. As rich and powerful as I am, I still enjoy mingling with the less fortunate ones around the old block. My mere presence is enough to inspire the poor peasants to strive for more. Yes, I'm sure of it. Anybody fancy a cup of tea? #rich #snob #lostmymonocle