Last thing #Athan #Straud remembers was an incoming soccer ball, then waking up to... Maaike, right? No, try #Alison #Ziegler???!!! Married with two teens? Since when? Oh sure he wasn't complaining, but how & when did any of this happen? Worse still, does he say YES to #Lyndsey's demands to go to cheer camp & NO to #Skye wanting out of being grounded to play a gig with her garage band? It'd be way easier if he knew who they even were! Will this #vampire end up just having to wing it?