Cannon was walking the woods of Henford-On-Bagley, attempting to live a rags to riches life, when he was suddenly abducted by a strange light in the sky and.... given the gift of motherhood. Cannon birthed a beautiful baby boy, Xenu, and has taught him Earth's ways ever since. A doting single father, trying to instill into his son the values of handiwork and gardening. #Henford-On-Bagley #alienanddad #alienbaby #alien #abductedman #weirdfamily