Hello, fellow humans! It's me, Josh Turner, your friendly neighbor. Names on this planet, I mean in this neighborhood, are odd, people call me only Josh and expect me to respond. Full names are a sign of dignity! Royalty, even! I would know, I was a member of such a class on my planet--I mean where I used to live. But I am excited to live among my fellow humans, and wear their funny hats! #alien #townies #deligracy #lilsimsie