Siblings firecracker Etta and dull Steven have hardly anything in common, aside from the trauma in their childhoods which left the duo just a little scarred and unable to commit. After Steven was unable to be the man his wife needed and Etta unknowingly married a dirtball, the two decided to move to Oasis Springs together to try and achieve some stability for their children. Steven currently has two books written; How to Offend Women in 5 Syllables or Less, and How I Lost My Wife #townies #story