After I saw Twilight all I wanted to do was become a vampire. I did some hardcore vampire-lore research, and ran away, telling my mom I was going to marry Edward.. Yikes. I found a vampire to turn me, but now I can only sleep in a coffin, if at all! I only have the energy to look at llama memes and watch romcoms. I haven't left the house in 42 days... Send help. I just keep getting UberEats... Maybe I should learn to cook. Pose #gladlypants #carpathianresidentchall by #Agapeirene #vampire#sleepy