"The subject is female, Caucasian, approximately 20 years old. Shows signs of slight malnourishment but no apparent physical trauma. Subject was found near the bluffs in Windenburg picking flowers. Officers said her only response to their questions was the lyrics to Happy Birthday, although she appears to understand Simlish. Subject is na-...wait, what is that, written on your hand? May I see it? 54/100? Jeez...just great. Another 100 Baby Challenge kid. Poor thing." #nocc #vanderetro