(Lyric's point of view) Dad #1 no clue where he is. All I know is he had better things to do. Dad #2 cheater cheater pumkin eater, also anger issues. Dad #3 died of sun exposure. Good thing cuz I'm pretty sure he was gay. Saw him flirting with Bjorn. Dad #4 Well the spellcaster is gone. He divorced mom they wanted differnent things in life. Yay! Puppy! Does this mean no more step dads.